Then all of a sudden I felt a sharp stinging sensation. So I screamed, shook my pant leg out...and out fell a dazed bee. In total shock of what just happened, I stood there and curiously watched the bee clumsily wabble around the sidewalk while my thigh throbbed with pain.
Then I came to my senses and smashed him with my shoe.
It's so weird, I don't think I've been stung by a bee since I was 10 years old. Those little buggers hurt!