Obsessively watching the sales at every local grocery store: Guilty.
Clipping coupons: Guilty.
Shopping at odd hours of the day or night to get these deals: Guilty.
Going through the checkout line multiple times because your shopping cart is too full the first time: Guilty.
Making your wife mad because all you bought was cereal. 70 boxes of them. GUILTY!
Please present the evidence.
Please bring out the guilty charged.
Sentenced: To eating cereal every meal, every day, for the next 6 months. LOL