Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Paparazzi Newsflash!

This is Jenni. So, for the past couple of days I can't help reading in celebrity news about all of the celebrity baby bumps happening out there. Recent headlines I've read include "Pregnant Jessica Alba and Cash Warren Marry!", "Ashlee Simpson weds and confirms pregnancy to her guests!", "Nicole Kidman's maternity style!"...and it goes on and on from Gwen Stefani to supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio to Minnie Driver.

I'm feeling sort of left out here LOL. So I thought it would be funny to post our own "Paparazzi" blog about Will and I. Enjoy!

Thomas Baby Expected Any Day Now!!
May 20, 2008 - Family Gossip Column

It has been reported that Jenni Thomas (30), musician wife of famed runner Will Thomas (29), is expected to give birth any day now, who's duedate is said to be in early June.

It has been rumored that the baby is to be a boy and the couple are planning to name him "Preston", after the town in England.

Maternity fashion boundaries have been taken to new standards this year by Jenni's style. Word has it that her ultra popular line of maternity sweats and flipflops are set to hit runways this fall.

"I just want pregnant women all over the world to feel as comfortable as I have been," Mrs. Thomas was quoted at Fashion Week. "It's the least I can do to contribute."

It has also been reported that Thomas has started a new trend with her "healthy" weightgain. Pregnant women across the nation are now sporting tshirts that say "Yes I gained 50 lbs to have this baby, what of it?". Watch out Angelina, the prego waif look is on the out!

Sources also claim that father-to-be, Will, has started ultra-nesting by picking up designer baby camping gear such as babypacks, outdoor sports strollers, just to name a few. Close friends say that Will has been heard stating that he "Just wants his son to come into the world soon so he can take him on his first outdoor adventure. He's already planning a father-son kayaking trip this summer, but he doesn't want his wife to find out."

Of course the big question everyone is asking is who is getting the first photo-ops of Baby Thomas? And how much are they paying?

Camp Thomas has already confirmed that a friend of the family will be taking these shots. This "friend" is rumored to be Jenni' father, who also photographed their famed engagement photos that were leaked to the media in Feb of 2005. The couple is said to be taking precautionary steps to be sure this doesn't happen again with the photos of their new arrival.

The happy couple is believed to have started dating sometime in 2003 after a chance meeting on the internet. They were married in March 2005, and announced in October 2007 that they were expecting. This will be the first child for both Will and Jenni.


Mama Dew said...

hahaha... very cute!

Anonymous said...

Love, love, love it! You did forget to mention that you have been the media darling of this season and everyone wants to be you! But I guess that goes without being said! :) You are so adorable! Love ya-N

Kate said...

So funny! I love it.

Kaylene said...

Too cute!

ld@davfam said...

I'll continue to read the latest headlines to stay up to date on the 'baby watch'!!

Steve & Ileana said...

You're hilarious. Very clever!


Brian & Veronica said...

You're funny Jenni! Loved the read, thanks for the laughs. :)

Grace said...

HAHA Jenni you crack me up!! That was so fun to read. I am SOOO excited for you and I can't wait to see those pictures. Good Luck with everything!!